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DUDE Wiper 1000 - Bidet Attachment - Black Dual-Action Nozzle and Control Panel - Easy Installation - Fits Most Standard Toilets

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Color: Black


Features

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  • NOT SOME ORDINARY BIDET ATTACHMENT: Suitable for most standard toilets, the DUDE Wiper 1000 cleans, refreshes, and eliminates odor all at once. We started this hole revolution against toilet paper and now wipe over 1.5 billion butts every year.
  • QUICK AND EASY INSTALLATION: Set up our DUDE Bidet Attachment in three simple steps: remove your toilet seat, hook up the toilet bidet attachment to a clean water source, and slap the seat back on. No plumber or electricity required!
  • COMMAND YOUR THRONE: Our bidet attachment is designed with an intuitive control panel that delivers a custom clean to refresh and eliminate odor. The dual-action blasters provide a targeted butt spray or refreshing mist once you turn the knob.
  • ADVANCED HYGIENE: The DUDE Wiper 1000 attachable bidet uses a retractable, self-cleaning nozzle to target and clean your third pit with precision. So go ahead, tell your friends that you officially have the freshest butt in the game.
  • WET BEATS DRY: C'mon, you're better than that scratchy sandpaper. Designed for a cleaner, more refreshing feeling than toilet paper, our bidet attachment power washes your DUDE regions and makes regular TP a thing of the past.

Description

Send toilet paper back to the Stone Age where it belongs with the DUDE Wiper 1000. Designed for a clean, more refreshing feeling than toilet paper, our bidet attachment cleans, refreshes, and eliminates odor all at once using a control panel and dual-action nozzles. Simply remove your toilet seat, hook up the attachment to a clean water source, and slap the seat back on. Then, select a targeted butt spray or refreshing mist and turn the knob for the perfect flow and a custom clean. Sorry bidet attachments, there's a new king in town. The DUDE Wiper 1000 is gentle on your skin and will clear instead of smear, leaving you feeling refreshed and ready for whatever the day brings.

Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 17.71 x 3.54 x 7.68 inches; 1.72 Pounds


Item model number ‏ : ‎ D-BIDET-BK


Date First Available ‏ : ‎ May 26, 2020


Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Dude Products


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Top Amazon Reviews

    • 10/10
Color: Black
I bought this simple because another review called it the “ass blaster 3000” and I thought it was HILARIOUS. I thought “why not try it? It’s 15 dollars. If it sucks, it was only 15 dollars.” It’s actually a good bidet. The installation is technically idiot proof but I am I think more than an idiot because I struggled a little bit. But it’s all good. Everything works! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 29, 2024 by phoebe
    • Sturdy
Color: Black
Sturdy, ready to install, functions as it's supposed to. Love it.
Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2024 by Letha Hansen
    • Does the job well, but water pressure is lower
Color: Black
Bought this after my previous one started leaking after 4½ years of use; replacement was pretty easy, about 10-15 minutes. This one has a nozzle self-cleaning feature, which I hope will keep it cleaner than my previous one which did not have it... Although the output water pressure is a bit lower here, even when I turn the dial to the max; I like to have a stronger shot of water for cleaning down back there, but that's my personal preference... I got it for $15 on Prime Day, and I feel I've already got my money's worth in the past couple of weeks ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 14, 2024 by pqrs_987
    • Clean butt
Color: Black
The name should be renamed a$$blaster 1000 There's nothing negative to say about this thing it is on point what you expect when you buy something does what it needs to do and the price was phenomenal for the black one I bought spares just in case it broke down I think is worth more than what I paid
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2024 by Amazon Customer
    • Stop wiping and use this!
Color: Black
I bought this when on a prime deal and it was $14! My butt hasn’t felt this good in a while, and for the price, it’s unmatched.
Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2024 by Robert
    • Word of Advice
Color: Black
Make sure you are sitting on the toilet or something when making sure the water is pointed in the right direction and coming out at a decent speed… I got it right to the face and the chest. I was pure comedic gold! But it works well! Easy to install and would highly recommend to others!!! Bought it when I had my neck surgery and didn’t want another dude wiping my a**. Took care of that. I’d be a spokes model for real! A** Blaster 3000!!! 😂 ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2024 by Michael Hill
    • Clean Poo Canoe
Color: Black
Review Image by Larry Kirkwood Larry Kirkwood
Okay.... hear me out... this thing is a game changer, my poop chute has never felt cleaner! I have terrible water pressure at my house due to being on the same hill as the water tower and this thing still gets you squeaky clean. Let’s face it guys... dudes have hair and when you wipe ya just don’t feel clean. I installed this thing quicker than it takes me to drop the kids off in the pool. Only complaint I have is they don’t include a sticker or decal that says “Poop destroyer equipped” because I would definitely stick that on the tank or under the toilet seat, Dude Products can you make this happen??? So if your still deciding just buy it.... ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2021 by Larry Kirkwood Larry Kirkwood
    • Absolutely no adjustability
Color: Black
So, it was relatively simple enough to install. it works fine. The biggest thing is that there is absolutely no way to adjust how far forward the thing sprays. For $90, I was expecting at least to be able to make sure it works properly before wasting a good hour fiddling with wrenches and piping, to find out that this is an excellent ball washer, and not bidet. And no, I wasnt using the wrong spray, both sprays hit the same spot. due to my toilet being so small (I rent, so i dont get a say what cheap garbage toilet is installed), this means that if I want this thing to function properly, I have to scoot forward to the edge of the seat before I turn it on. For such a steep price, this is so disappointing. IF YOU HAVE A SMALL TOILET, AVOID THIS. Get something else. Some additional information, I measure the thickness added to your toilet seat in the back to be 6mm, at least according to my caliper. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on November 15, 2020 by Elc

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