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Haute Soiree Women's Novelty Socks - “If You Can Read This, Bring Me Some” - One Size Fits All

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Arrives Monday, Nov 25
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Size: One Size


Color: Chocolate


Specs & Other Info

SpecificationDetails
Target AudienceWomen
Availability DateOctober 9, 2022

Frequently asked questions

The novelty socks are designed as one size fits all, typically accommodating most adult foot sizes. The stretchy material allows them to fit a range of sizes comfortably.

While these socks are marketed as women's novelty socks, their one size fits all design and humorous message make them suitable as a fun gift or accessory for anyone who appreciates the joke and can fit into the size range.

These novelty socks are typically made of a cotton blend, including materials like spandex or polyester for stretch and durability. Check the specific product details for the exact material composition.

Yes, these socks can usually be machine washed. It is recommended to use a gentle cycle and wash with similar colors. To preserve the print, turn the socks inside out before washing.

Top Amazon Reviews

🚀 Abunda's Overview

This is our summary and key points to consider based on customer reviews.


These socks seem to be a hit as gifts, with multiple buyers purchasing them for family and friends. Customers are pleased with the timely delivery, good quality, and thick material. The anti-skid message on the bottom adds a fun and practical touch. However, some may find the socks run small, which is worth noting for those with larger feet.

Pros

  • 🎁 Great for gifts, appealing as stocking stuffers
  • ⏱️ Timely delivery is appreciated by customers
  • 🥰 Cute and funny designs, with anti-skid messages
  • 🏅 High-quality, thick material for comfort

Cons

  • 👣 May run small for some users
  • 🔍 Limited feedback on long-term durability

Should I Buy It?

If you're looking for a cute, whimsical gift that combines fun and functionality, these socks could be a great choice. Just keep in mind the size consideration if the recipient has larger feet. Overall, given the positive responses, they seem like a cozy and well-received option.


  • Cute socks with a cute message
Size: One Size Color: Burgundy Wine
I bought 4 pairs of these socks for family members as stocking stuffers. They arrived right on time and they looked good. I didn't realize that the message on the bottom of the socks was in anti-skid material, a nice feature. I'm happy about the delivery and the product.
Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2024 by LORENZO STONE

  • Got a Laugh on Her Birthday
Size: One Size Color: Burgundy Wine
Also, the lettering is non-skid so these sox increase safety. Also, they are keeping their shape after normal washing. Also, a bit thicker so they are warm.
Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2024 by Frank Mtns

  • Super cute and comfy socks; fits most sizes
Size: One Size Color: Burgundy Wine
The socks were super cute and make a great gift! The socks are of medium thickness, making these socks perfect for relaxing around the house. The letters on the bottom are gel like and make the socks non-slip. I would not recommend these socks for long hikes or anything under that category, but overall are perfect cozy socks to wear when chilling out! Overall, great and funny socks for yourself or as a gift. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2021 by Alessandra King

  • Sox
They were cute. But ran small. I will probably have to send them back after Christmas
Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2023 by Carla Williams

  • Good product
Size: One Size Color: Coffee
Good quality
Reviewed in the United States on July 10, 2024 by Great product… looks good -comfortable & better than I expected.

  • Cute gift
Size: One Size Color: Burgundy Wine
My stepson bought these for a gift for his Aunt. She liked them.
Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2023 by Teresa

  • Super well made. Thick and great feeling.
Size: One Size Color: Burgundy Wine
Nothing to dislike. Great socks
Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2023 by Amazon Customer

  • Well, we still laughed, probably even harder.
Size: One Size Color: Coffee
Well I bought these socks to have a laugh but when my best friend opened the socks we noticed BOTH feet read “If you could read this,” and so she will never get her coffee. We still had a great laugh, probably even better than the original gift. So it was a hilarious fail. I gave it three stars because I’m on the fence about this order and so Choose the middle Star. LoL. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2020 by M

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