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Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar - Nope It’s Soap - Handcrafted Artisanal Soap for Men – Funny Realistic Poop Gag Gift, Harmless Prank for Kids and Adults, Vanilla Scent

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Availability: In Stock.
Fulfilled by GearsOut

Arrives Dec 5 – Dec 9
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Features

  • PATENTED SOAP APPEARS TO BE A REAL TURD BUT IS VANILLA SCENTED HANDSOAP This funny bar soap looks just like a log of crap, but its actually hand-crafted, artisanal soap.
  • LUMPY POO-LIKE EXTERIOR WITH MYSTERY CHUNKS We pulled out all the stops and designed the most realistic fake poop decorative soap ever.
  • HUGE POOP SOAP IS 6 INCHES LONG AND 1.75 INCHES WIDE If you like it thick, this is the poop soap for you.
  • FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR STOCKING STUFFERS, SECRET SANTA, BIRTHDAYS, AND EASTER BASKETS Howls of laughter are sure to follow opening this gift, no matter what the special occasion may be. Legendary gift giver status achieved.
  • GENDER-NEUTRAL GIFT IDEA FOR WHITE ELEPHANT PARTIES, COSTUME PARTY GRAB BAG PRIZES, YANKEE SWAP, AND DIRTY SANTA Everybody poops, and nobody grows out of potty humor. This laugh-out-loud gift is perfect for boys, girls, men, and women. Its an easy unisex gift that will tickle anyones funny bone.

Description

LOOKS LIKE CRAP, BUT NOPE! IT’S SOAP! THIS PATENTED DESIGN IS SURE TO CAUSE CONFUSION AND LAUGHS! It’s been said that you can’t polish a turd, but now you wash your hands with a massive dookie. This handcrafted turd soap is terrifically gross whether it’s dry, straight from the ornate gift box or wet and wild at the kitchen sink, its lumpy texture complete with mystery chunks is a dead ringer for the real deal. It’s so funny it’s disturbing. A Poop Prank Gift for Everyone Our artisanal soap turd smells like vanilla and is completely gender-neutral, so it’s an epic gag gift for any occasion. It’s an awesome unisex gift idea for stocking stuffers, game prizes, white elephant parties, and grab bags. No matter who winds up holding the bag, their going to be in for a crap-load of fun. Easy Safe Prank for All Ages Watch with glee as family and friends feast their eyes on the most realistic fake poop soap ever to grace a bathroom. Imagine the shrieks of horror when your kids walk in on April Fool’s Day and are shocked to find a hefty, 6-inch steamer sitting by the sink! This harmless prank gift is a surefire laugh in a pretty, decorative gift box.

Brand: Gears Out


Scent: Vanilla


Age Range (Description): Adult


Skin Type: Dry


Item Package Quantity: 1


Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 7.24 x 3.27 x 1.73 inches; 4.16 ounces


Manufacturer recommended age ‏ : ‎ 12 years and up


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Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Gears Out


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If you place your order now, the estimated arrival date for this product is: Dec 5 – Dec 9

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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Amazing
Perfect white elephant gift!
Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2024 by Erin Stock

  • Perfect gag or prank gift!
This soap made the perfect gag/prank gift. I would definitely gift it again. Got lots of laughs in our white elephant game!
Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2023 by Trista M

  • Funny gag gift
It was an awesome gag gift for Christmas.
Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2024 by Thomas Murphy

  • Ight
Cool unexpected surprise gift for my uncle
Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2023 by Noah Kraegel

  • Awesome!!!
This item is perfect as a gag gift, or as something to prank people with.
Reviewed in the United States on June 25, 2023 by Lisa Senger

  • Perfect gag gift!
This was by far, my favorite Christmas present I bought for my friends. She loved it, and thought it was really funny! The only thing I wish was that the scent smelled more like vanilla, it kind of smells like chai, but again the present wasn’t for me. Also the wrapping on the soap was also ripped, so maybe that’s why the whole package smelled like it. Otherwise, great gift! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2024 by Emily Seymour

  • Perfect gift for Dirty Santa game!
Appeared just as it's shown in the picture. Perfect gag gift for the party, and yet useful!
Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2023 by Philena

  • It's funny
Great gag gift
Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2022 by T

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