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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

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The internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness! Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet. COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike. Perfect for: Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations Read more

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Chronicle Books; 1st edition (August 1, 2012)


Language ‏ : ‎ English


Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 112 pages


ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 5


ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 85


Reading age ‏ : ‎ 8+ years, from customers


Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 2.31 pounds


Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.75 x 6.25 inches


Best Sellers Rank: #19,790 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #12 in Children's Humorous Poetry #234 in Fiction Satire #243 in Humorous Fiction


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    • hilarious
Hilarious book! it was a good gift for my cat-loving sister
Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2025 by Anthony B
    • small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket
Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2022 by Precise Disarray
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My kiddo, now seventeen, has never taken to poetry. I had Shel Silverstein and later, I fell in love all over again with Emily Dickinson. This collection made my daughter laugh. She loves reading her favorites aloud for our family. It’s been a sneaky way to prepare her for the ACT as it’s fun to discuss explications and figurative language. Its beautiful and well worth buying. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2024 by AW
    • A very likable and comedic book
This was for my daughter who has five cats and she said it was a good read and very comedic stories. Made her think that she should be riding a book like this with all the tales she has to tell I'm of her five kitties!
Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2025 by TomO.
    • Clever & well done!
Gifted to multiple friends, they loved it!
Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2025 by amanda
    • A Must Have For All Cat Owners
Hysterical yet very true read.
Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2024 by Bonnie S. Brigandi
    • FUNNY CAT BOOK I BOUGHT FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER
I couldn't help but purchase this "cat" book. My Granddaughter is a "Cat Lover" and has "Xo", her favorite roommate! Cleverly written (so she says), and Xo loved the story(ies).
Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2024 by George J. Bender
    • Worth It.
My niece picked this up from a shelf because there was a cat on the cover. I asked her if she had read the title, and no, she had not. The owner told us how he had found it in a thrift store and laughed out loud reading it... So I ordered a copy to gift my niece. I read it just to make sure the contents were friendly for an 8 year old (and for the most part, they are, but there are some more mature contexts that I did not want to have to explain to her, so we are going to wait to hand it over until she's a bit older) ...But I did, in fact, laugh out loud while reading it. If you are a cat lover, you'll get it. It is a great book for the coffee table. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2023 by Amazon Customer

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