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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Uranus Soap - Made in The USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Sized Guest Bar

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Features

  • This bar of soap may be small, but Uranus is massive. Keep it by your sink to clean up after you've been to the farthest reaches and back.
  • Unscented (just like Uranus). Stamped with the astronomical symbol for Uranus. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25" x 1.75" x 1"
  • Makes the perfect little present for your friend who is full of gas or a family member who can only be described as an ice giant. Ideal for stocking stuffers.
  • Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
  • Click the store link near the product title for more smart and funny gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild


Item Weight: 2.1 Ounces


Item dimensions L x W x H: 2.25 x 1.75 x 1 inches


Scent: Unscented


Age Range (Description): Adult, Big Kid


Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No


Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 2.25 x 1.75 x 1 inches; 2.1 ounces


Manufacturer recommended age ‏ : ‎ 13 years and up


Item model number ‏ : ‎ S4522


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Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ The Unemployed Philosophers Guild


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Top Amazon Reviews

    • Fun gag gift
Got it as a gift. Way smaller than anticipated, it's not as big as a regular soap bar... but again if it was it would not fit! ;P LOL
Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2023 by F
    • WAAAY too small for the price!
PAY ATTENTION TO THE DESCRIPTION!!! This is REALLY small - but (after having bought/received it - and annoyed it was so small), I went back to the listing, and sure enough - THE DIMENSIONS ARE RIGHT THERE! It says (in MANY places) what the dimensions of this soap are. Did I pay attention to that? No... So, I went ahead & got it as a gag gift (like everyone else here did) - but wow, it really IS small! Wound up feeling the joke was really on ME (for having bought this). Yes - the name of the soap is funny - and yes, I wound up giving it as the gag gift, anyway... but a huge part of me felt ripped off. A lot of money for something this small - funny title or not. (And yes - corners of the packaging were scuffed up, like it'd been tossed around a bit...) Just pay attention to the ad description, and know in advance what to expect. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2025 by Victor
    • Gag gift
Ridiculous and super tiny BUT it’s a gag gift what else would you truly expect. Can’t speak on the actual quality of the soap inside but the wrapping was accurate to the image and it served it’s purpose for me.
Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2023 by Aaaaaa
    • Small, cute idez
It's so small not worth the moneny
Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2024 by Smith
    • Way to small for your money
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I was not expecting a bar of soap this small for $5.95. As you can see it is less than half the size of a regular bar of soap. It will make an ok stocking stuffer. Came packaged well, wrapping a bit tired, cannot speak for quality but does not have any strong odors good or bad. I would hesitate to recommend because I think overpriced. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2024 by Deanna Deanna
    • Haha! Funny little gift!
The word gag gift comes to mind, but is not actually appropriate because although the recipient did laugh to find it among their birthday gifts, they actually opened and have been using it and it is a perfectly respectable little soap. Great little gift for anyone who finds the planet Uranus of interest. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2023 by Susannah B.
    • It's a gag gift but it'll do. I didn't read other reviews.
Review Image by Joseph Stinson Joseph Stinson
Got it as a gag gift, and it'll serve it's purpose but as with other reviews the corners are worn and the size is super small. A little bigger than the size of a plug from a phone charger. I really didn't care the condition as long as it had it's package mostly intact. This will go great paired together with the Weener Cleaner Soap. Purchase for the label not the size cause only then will the size not matter with this product. Increased the rating an extra star because the seller at least tried to contact and make things right despite the fact that I never asked them to or expected it. Great customer service deserves recognition after all in this day and age. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2024 by Joseph Stinson Joseph Stinson
    • Tiny
Review Image by Raven Storm Raven Storm
Good thing I bought this as a joke gift. It’s very small. It’s about 1/3 the size of a regular bar of soap. Not worth it. Very disappointed.
Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2024 by Raven Storm Raven Storm

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