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Description
When parents go to sleep. Their toys will play. But tomorrow is another. Valentine’s day. Dad bought mom a gift. It’s not chocolate or flowers. They’ll soon be replaced. And it won’t work in the shower. Bye bye bunny rabbit. Farewell pocket rocket. Moms special new toy. Plugs into a socket. No more balls made of steel. Anal beads, it’s the end. No more veiny dildo. Say goodbye double end. Dust will gather on egg-y. No more Peggy strap-on. Mommy’s new friend is... Read more
Publisher : Independently published (April 13, 2021)
Language : English
Paperback : 30 pages
ISBN-13 : 41
Item Weight : 3.53 ounces
Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.08 x 8.5 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #253,736 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #133 in Limericks & Humorous Verse #703 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor
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