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Description
The DickPicStick is a solid wood ruler that shows a measurement of 12 inches but it is actually 9 inches in length making smaller things look a whole 3 inches bigger! The wood is sourced from virgin forests in the hills of West Virginia. This hilarious gag gift for adults brings humor to adult gatherings. This is an ideal adult novelty gift if you:Have men in your life who could use a little confidence boost!Are looking for funny white elephant gift ideas that people will talk about after the Christmas Party.Need a gift for a bachelor that will go in the nightstand, not the trash.Need useful gag gifts for the upcoming bachelor party.Are in need of adult birthday party supplies for men.Since 1969, the DickPicStick has a track record of building confidence in men and bringing a great deal of laughter in almost any adult gathering. The DicPicStick is the gift that keeps on giving!Have the words "inadequate", "underwhelming", or, somehow the worst of all, "average" ever been thrown around in your love life?Have you ever tried to send a tasteful dick pic only to get a response of 27 consecutive laughing faces and a blocked numberThen boy, do we have the product for you.See, at one point we were in the same boat - or maybe more accurately, just shy from being part of the "micro" club. Growing up with a small member was tough, and we wanted to do something about it for all of our brothers out there in the same boat.We decided to work smarter, not harder. Growing in size is almost impossible, but making everything around you smaller to make yourself look bigger is easy. Well, not easy, but we've done the leg work for you.The DickPickStick takes all of your troubles and throws them in the rearview mirror.
Material: Wood
Brand: Generic
Color: White
Product Dimensions: 12.75"L x 6"W
Product Dimensions : 12.75 x 6 x 0.25 inches; 1.8 Ounces
Manufacturer recommended age : 18 years and up
Date First Available : November 17, 2021
Manufacturer : Classy Gentleman Goods
Best Sellers Rank: #141,121 in Home & Kitchen (See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen) #1,798 in Posters & Prints
#1,798 in Posters & Prints:
Customer Reviews: 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 41 ratings
