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Witty Yeti

Witty Yeti Honk If You Have to Poop 3"x6" Bumper Sticker 10 Pack. Play a Funny Practical Joke on Your Friends with The Number 2 Most Offensive Window Decal. Hilarious Driving Gag Gift & Car Novelty

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Features

  • EVERYBODY POOPS & ITS HIGH-TIME WE ACKNOWLEDGED IT. Theres nothing to be ashamed of. Lets start a rallying cry of honks in support of this natural bodily process.
  • MESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Stick the 3 x 6 bumper sticker on anything where your victim wont expect it. Just imagine your oblivious friend driving around for days with this on his or her bumper!
  • GREAT GAG GIFT for a secret santa, graduation, fraternity or sorority initiation, white elephant, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor.
  • APRIL FOOLS ALL YEAR LONG. The world needs more fun and lighthearted pranks. Everyone will get a kick out of this hilarious practical joke pack.
  • GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. You and your friends will laugh your asses off when they get home and try to figure out why everyone was honking at them.

Description

Isn’t this joke a bit corny? Frankly, that’s a little offensive. We strained long and hard to come up with this. I was supposed to drop my kids off at the pool, but NOOO, my boss made me work on prank bumper stickers. I even had tickets to see the Browns in the SuperBowl, but I had to stay in the office. So, a little nugget of appreciation would be nice. How big are the stickers? Coming in at 3 inches tall and 6 inches long, this is a real drain-clogger of a bumper sticker. Satisfaction Assured for Life! If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!

Brand: Witty Yeti


Color: Brown


Recommended Uses For Product: Bumper


Theme: Funny,Number,Novelty,Car


Cartoon Character: Santa


Special Feature: Waterproof


Number of Pieces: 10


Style: Cartoon


Age Range (Description): Adult


Reusability: Single Use


Brand: Witty Yeti


Color: Brown


Recommended Uses For Product: Bumper


Theme: Funny,Number,Novelty,Car


Cartoon Character: Santa


Special Feature: Waterproof


Number of Pieces: 10


Style: Cartoon


Age Range (Description): Adult


Reusability: Single Use


Item Form: Rectangular


Pattern: Letter Print


Indoor/Outdoor Usage: Indoor


Finish Type: Powder Coated


League: ncaa


Water Resistance Level: Not Water Resistant


Number of Items: 10


UPC: 817244021513


Package Dimensions: 6.2 x 6.15 x 0.2 inches


Item Weight: 0.81 ounces


Manufacturer: Witty Yeti


Item model number: poo joke immature funny adhesive


Is Discontinued By Manufacturer: No


Date First Available: September 22, 2016


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If you place your order now, the estimated arrival date for this product is: Wednesday, Nov 27

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Top Amazon Reviews

    • Perfect for turd I work with!
Size: 10 Pack
The tool bag I work with had no idea this was on his vehicle. This clown loves pulling pranks on others, but when it happens to him he cries like a little baby. Drove around for roughly 2 weeks getting honked at before he even noticed. He still has no clue who did it. I’m so happy this comes in a pack of multiples because I think he needs another one because he’s a turd. Side note - adheres extremely well. I hear it’s very hard to get off after a few weeks in the sun. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2020 by Chris
    • Fun
Size: 10 Pack
Fun
Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2023 by Mr Rogers
    • Cant wait to see these on my friends bumpers!
Size: 10 Pack
Ummmmmmmmmm how is that not funny? Who wouldnt honk?
Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2021 by Muskie AEvans
    • Nice
Size: 10 Pack
Cool little prank. 4 stars cuz of how small the sticker is but i did get a few honks, got my bf wondering why ppl were honking at us all day 😂
Reviewed in the United States on November 28, 2018 by Bass
    • Okay purchase
Size: 10 Pack
The sticker is on the smaller side so hard to see while driving. The sticky came off pretty easy, and nobody honked so it was kind of a fail but still fun to do.
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2021 by Stpn K.
    • Not to small
Size: 10 Pack
I gave these to my 18 year old son. He loved them. He has a friend in for a surprise
Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2018 by Joe
    • So Hilarious!!
Size: 10 Pack
This is so hilarious when I saw I had to buy!!! Ongoing Poop Joke with some family, so this was the best gag gift to add an extra laugh!!
Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2017 by ERay
    • good size
Size: 10 Pack
good size
Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2021 by Brad

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