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Forum Novelties Grow a Girlfriend Gag Novelty (Packaging May Vary)

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Features

  • She is the perfect companion
  • Grow a Girlfriend that doesn`t nag or complain
  • Girlfriend will slowly shrink when removed from the water
  • If You Can't Get A Date - Then Grow The Perfect Mate!

Description

Package Quantity:1 Grow a Girlfriend that doesn`t nag or complain. She is the perfect companion! Just drop her in water and she grows up to 6 times her original size. Forum Novelties Girlfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours. Girlfriend will slowly shrink when removed from the water. Then you can grow it again and again.

Product Dimensions: 2 x 0.75 x 0.5 inches


Item Weight: 0.352 ounces


Item model number: 75929


Manufacturer recommended age: 3 years and up


Is Discontinued By Manufacturer: No


Manufacturer: Forum Novelties


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Awesome gag gift
A fun gag gift for a good friend. He thought it was hilarious and it was the talk of conversations for a couple days.
Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2025 by Itiswhatitis1976

  • Good gift
Very funny!
Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2025 by Rah

  • Funny gag gift
My buddy didn’t know what to think lol
Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2024 by Nathan

  • Doesn’t grow
I bought this as a joke, but the joke is on me!! It doesn’t work as advertised.
Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2025 by Nyoda Yarbrough

  • Its alright
I got this for a buddy of mine as a joke, It comes just like the photo, but once you put it into water for a few it is unrecognizable and slimy, I do think it is still a funny gag gift it just doesn’t grow as intended and doesn’t get as big as it says it does.
Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2024 by Sky

  • Fun gag gift
My son had a "girlfriend" on his Christmas list, so we thought it would be fun to have him grow a girlfriend. It was a fun gag gift and got a lot of laughs.
Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2025 by Lorien Lucas

  • Great gag gift!
Great adult gag gift.
Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2024 by Pearl5

  • Great annoyance for my brother
This was a great birthday gift to terrorize my brother with since he doesn’t have a girlfriend right now. What else is a sister to do?
Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2024 by Jennifer

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